Word Play Jokes

Let Me Out

Q: You're in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have is a baseball bat. How do you get out?
A: Strike 1! Strike 2! Strike 3! You're out!

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Teddy Bear

Q: What does a teddy bear say when you offer it a sandwich?
A: "No thanks, I'm stuffed"

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Horse Down

Q: What did the horse say when he fell?
A: I've fallen and I can't giddy up!

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