Word Play Jokes

Second to Third

Q: Why does it take longer to run from second base to third base than it takes to run from first to second?
A: Because you have a short stop between second and third.

Anonymous

Always Out Of Breath

Q: Which bird is always out of breath?
A: A puffin!

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Thirty Times Faster

Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster than it does today? We would get our paycheck everyday, and all women would bleed to death.

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous
Trackuser=No (Robot detected) |IsRobot=Yes |

Page rendered in 0.3290 seconds