Word Play Jokes

Chicken In The Library

Q: What did the chicken say when it got to the library?
A: "Book book book book book book book..."

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Toilet Talk

Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet? 
A: You look a bit flushed.

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Red Tomato

Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing!

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Submitted BY: Yusuf
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