Word Play Jokes

Cat St. Nick

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with St. Nick?
A: Santa Claws!

Anonymous

Two Guys And A Whorehouse

These two guys go to a whorehouse. The first guy goes in then comes out and says, "My wife is better." The second guy goes in then comes out and says, "You know what? Your wife IS better."

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Anonymous

Dealer Shoes

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

Anonymous
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