Word Play Jokes

Tattoo

Me [lifting shirt]: I trust that these will cover it.
Tattoo artist: What are you doing?
Me: Paying you
Tattoo artist: I'm confused
Me: You know, tit for tat

Submitted BY: MEG

Reliable Computer

Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a computer?
A:  A computer that never goes down on you.

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IRS Terminology

Q: Ever wonder why the IRS calls it, "Form 1040?"
A: Because for every $50 you earn, you get 10 and they get 40.

Anonymous
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