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Who's Got My Pen?
A doctor walked into a bank; preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to write with it. Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, "Well that's great, just great...some asshole's got my pen."
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Animals On Documents
Q: What animals are on legal documents?
A: Seals!
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Redneck Taking Out the Trash
You're a redneck if you hear the phrase "Take out the trash" and shoot your mother-in-law.
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