Word Play Jokes

Miss Ebonics USA Pageant?

Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
A: No one wanted to stand up and say. . .Idaho...

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Julius Cheeser!

Q: What mouse was a Roman emperor?
A: Julius Cheeser!

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Doctor

Q: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
A: "A doctor."
Q: "And why's that?"
A: "Because it's the only profession where you can tell women to take off their clothes and then stick their husbands with the bill."

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