Word Play Jokes

Turtle Wax

Q: Why is turtle wax so expensive?
A: Because they have such small ears.

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Night Beats

Today my neighbor knocked at my door at 3 am. Can you believe that? .
Lucky for him that I was already awake playing the drums!

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Names To Use In Prank Calls

Names to Use in Prank Calls

  • Hugh G. Rection
  • Jim Nassium
  • Claire Voyence
  • Buster Hyman
  • Anita Moore (Roger's Mom)
  • Dick Peede
  • Mike Hunt
  • Mai Dixie Wrecked
  • Jon Doe's brother Dil

Categories: Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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