Word Play Jokes

Knock Knock - Manuel

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Manuel!
Manuel who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open this door!

Anonymous

Turtle Wax

Q: Why is turtle wax so expensive?
A: Because they have such small ears.

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Anonymous

Night Beats

Today my neighbor knocked at my door at 3 am. Can you believe that? .
Lucky for him that I was already awake playing the drums!

Anonymous
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