Word Play Jokes

Different Kind of Egg

One Easter Sunday morning as the pastor was preaching a children's sermon, he reached into his bag of props and pulled out an egg. He pointed at the egg and asked the children, "What's in here?" "I know, I know!" a little boy exclaimed, "pantyhose!"

Anonymous

Baker's Garden

Q: Why did the baker go out to the garden?
A: He needed some flower.

Anonymous

Rolling

I fondly remember our childhood when Dad used to roll us down the hill in a tire.
Those were the Good Years.

Anonymous
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