Word Play Jokes

Clinton's Son

Q: What happened to Chelsea Clinton's younger brother?
A: Monica swallowed him!

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Blonde Nurse?

Q: Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?
A: Nurse: No. Is it missing?

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Say Something Nice

A little old lady comes into the kitchen to talk to her husband and says, "Honey just look at me. My legs are heavy, thighs are getting big, and boobs are sagging. I could really use a compliment right about now." The husband replied, "You have really good eye - sight!"

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