Word Play Jokes

Boob Itch

A boyfriend walks in on his girlfriend scratching her breast. Delighted that he caught a glimpse of such a rare occurrence, he cries, "Boob itch!"
His girlfriend turns to him, slaps him in the face, and says, "Don't call me that! And you didn't scare me."

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Clinton's Son

Q: What happened to Chelsea Clinton's younger brother?
A: Monica swallowed him!

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Blonde Nurse?

Q: Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?
A: Nurse: No. Is it missing?

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