Cone Deaf

I was completely shocked today when my doctor told me I was color blind.
It came completely out of the green.

Ghost Education

Q: Where do ghosts get an education?
A: High sghoul!

The Last Laugh

Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford Plant, they held a press conference in which one of the Japanese execs claimed that the American workers were slow and lazy. Not long after, a friend sent me a picture of a bumper sticker on a truck at the Ford plant. It read - "We may be slow and lazy, but we build a damn good bomb!"