Word Play Jokes

Charging Herd of Elephants

Q: What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?
A: On television!

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Invisible Couple's Kid

The invisible couple had a kid and he isn't much to look at either!

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Crow Vision

My mom has crows feet in the corner of her eyes.
They really don't suit her. I told her she was too old for a facial tattoo.

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