Word Play Jokes

Jumping On The Bed

Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?
A: Put velcro on the ceiling.
Q: How do you get him down?
A: Blind fold two Mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.

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Turkey Snacks

Q: Why do turkeys eat so little?
A: Because they are always stuffed!

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Toilet Paper

Q: Why did the girl take toilet paper to the party?
A: Because she was a party pooper.

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