Word Play Jokes

Chilled Salad

Q: What did the salad say to the fridge?
A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!

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Cows Night Out

Q: Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
A: To the moo-vies!

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Jumping On The Bed

Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?
A: Put velcro on the ceiling.
Q: How do you get him down?
A: Blind fold two Mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.

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