Word Play Jokes

Blue

Q: What's blue and doesn't fit any more?
A: A dead epileptic.

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Halloween Cat

Just my luck, every cat I've ever owned has already died 8 times.

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Slippery

Q: Why did the big moron fall off the roof and the little moron didn't?
A: Because he was a little more on.

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