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Q: What's the difference between a Texas energy company and a Dumpster Fire?
A: A Dumpster Fire creates affordable light and heat.
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George Washington's Surprise
A man who thinks he's George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes up one session by telling him, "Tomorrow, we'll cross the Delaware and surprise them when they least expect it." As soon as he's gone, the psychiatrist picks up the phone and says, "King George, this is Benedict Arnold. I now have the plans!"
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Light Bulb - New Yorker
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. What are you -- stupid?
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