Noah on the Ark

Q: What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?
A: Fished, but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

Rugby Fans

Q: How many American rugby fans does it take to change a light bulb? 
A: Both of them.

Golfing Hits

Eddie came to work Monday and his co-workers asked him how his weekend was. He said he played a little golf. So his co-worker asked him how well he did. "I hit two of my best balls," he said. "Tell me about it," said his co-worker. "I stepped on a rake."