Golfing Invention

The golfing world is celebrating a new invention that promises to revolutionize the sport. The new device that is receiving so much attention is called the 'bee nut.' It is a fastening attachment that allows players to adjust the heads on their clubs to any angle, saving the need to carry a bagful of clubs. Thus for example, a player can use the same club to putt or get out of the sand trap. Genius! Golf clubs with this modification are selling quickly, and players are taking golfing picnics, so they can try their new... 'bee-nut putter sand wedge.'

Goalkeeper's Favorite Snack

Q: What is a goal keepers favorite snack?
A: Beans on post!

Noah on the Ark

Q: What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?
A: Fished, but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!