Sports Jokes

Italian Flip-Flops

Q: What's an Italians favorite part of football?
A: Half time, they get to switch sides again. 

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Mexican Basketball Player

Q: What do you call a Mexican basketball player?
A: Mexi-cant.

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Skydiving Lesson

My skydiving instructor would always take the time to answer any of our stupid first - timer questions. One guy asked, "If our chute doesn't open, and the reserve doesn't open, how long do we have until we hit the ground?" Our jump master looked at him and in perfect deadpan and answered, "The rest of your life."

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