The Two Hunters

Two hunters were hunting one day when one hunter fainted. The other hunter didn't know what to do, so he called 911. When the operator answered the hunter told them that his hunting partner was dead.
The operator said, "Calm down, and make sure your partner is dead."
All of a sudden there was a gunshot. The hunter got back on the phone and said, "Okay, he's dead for sure."

Very Short Lists

Very Short Lists:

1. List of Golf Courses that do not allow Doctors
2. List of all night Gay women's bars in Iran
3. List of DR's who do gratis Brain Surgery
4. List of Hospitals with Drive-Thru window Service
5. List of Home cures for Ebola Virus
6. List of Homeless Boston Debutantes
7. List of Catholic Abortion referral services
8. List of Women Rabbi's and assistant's
9. List of Women Popes, Cardinals & Bishops
10. List of Men's Rape assistant groups
11. List of Battered Men's Help Groups
12. List of Cuban registered voters
13. List of Libyan registered women voters
14. List of Libyan Licensed women truck drivers
15. List of Libyan women lawyers
16. List of Libyan women with PHD's
17. List of Libyan Women Service Clubs
18. List of interstate Highways with no Numbers
19. List of U.S. Cops who have never eaten a doughnut
20. List of People who have survived going over Niagara Falls
21. List of People who have been in a UFO and are not crazy
22. List of People who can whistle while drinking beer
23. List of Pregnant Men
24. List of Men who wash dishes, do the laundry & iron at the same time
25. List of Women who drink 24 beer while watching 3 football games
26. List of Women who can out shoot, & skate Wayne Gretzky
27. List of Licensed flyable Airplanes with no wings
28. List of Blind Licensed Drivers in Calif.
29. List of Midgets over 6 foot tall
30. List of living trees made of plastic

Ice Fishing Luck

An old man walked out onto a frozen lake on a bitter cold winter day. He drilled a hole in the ice, sat on his bucket, put his fishing line in the water and eagerly waited for a fish to bite. He was there for almost five hours without even a nibble when a young boy walked out, drilled a hole in the ice and sat on his bucket not far from the old man. It only took about one minute and BAM! A huge walleye bit his hook and the boy pulled in the fish. The old man couldn't believe it and figured it was just luck. Yet, the boy put his fish line in again and within just two minutes he pulled in another huge walleye! This went on and on until finally the old man couldn't stand it any more. He hadn't caught a fish all day. He went to the boy and said, "Boy, I've been here nearly all day without even a nibble. You have been here only a few minutes and have caught TEN huge fish! How do you do it?" The boy said, "Oo af o rep ra rums rm." "What," asked the old man? Again the boy said, "Oo af o rep ra rums rm." Freezing and impatient the old man yelled "Look, I can't understand a word you are saying." So, the boy took off his gloves, spit a clump of stuff into his hands and said, "You have to keep the worms warm!!"