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Alabama Fishing Trip
A salesman from Cincinnati traveled to Alabama for a company meeting. He couldn't get a flight back home till Sunday so he decided to spend Saturday fishing. He went to Cabela's and found a great deal on rods, reels and a loaded tackle box. He rented a kayak at Guntersville lake and headed out in search of bass.
He was only 15 minutes from shore when the trolling motor stopped working. When he realized that the rental company only gave him one oar, he decided to seek help.
He saw a man with two beautiful women on his boat who also had a spare oar. "Excuse me, may I borrow one of your oars?" he yelled. The other man appeared offended and yelled back, "Thems ain't 'ores, thems me sisters!"
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Marina Sale
Q: What's up with the big paddle sale at the marina?
A: I'm not sure but everyone says it will be a big oar deal.
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Centipede Football
Q: Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?
A: He took too long to put his shoes on!
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