Blonde at Soccer Stadium

Q: What happened to the blonde at the soccer stadium?
A: She drowned in the Mexican wave.

Quarterback Logic

The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. "On what grounds ?" questioned the Judge, "This court does not take annulments lightly." "Non-virginity," replied the quarterback, "When I married her, I thought I was getting a tight end, but instead, I found that I had married a wide receiver."

10 Things Americans Know About the World Cup

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