Sexist Jokes - About Women

Men and Blenders

Q: Why are men like blenders?
A: Every woman who has one doesn't know why.

Anonymous

Ladies Night Out

Three women went out drinking and decided to have a contest to see who could get the drunkest. The next day the women all got together.
The first woman said, "I drove my car into a ditch."
The second woman said, "I blew chunks."
The third woman said, "I burned down my house."
After they all had told their stories, the third woman said, "I guess I won!" The second woman said, "Wait a minute, you don't understand, Chunks is my dog."

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Wife vs Job

Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After five years your job will still suck.

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