Sexist Jokes - About Women

The Shopping Cart

Q: Why did God invent the shopping cart?
A: To teach the women to walk on their hind legs!

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Got Lentils?

Q: What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil? 
A: I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

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Fucked Too Much

Q: How can you tell when a woman has fucked too much?
A: You put your thumb in her ass, and your middle-finger in her vagina...Now, if you can snap your fingers, you know she's been fucking too much.

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