Sexist Jokes

Bubble Baths

Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?
A: He eats beans for dinner.

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Wife Control

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them were talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remained quiet. After a while one of the first two turns to the third and said, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?" The third fellow says "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."  The first two guys were amazed.  "What happened then?" they asked.  "She said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man!'"

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Why They Call It the Wonder Bra

Q:  Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
A:  When you take it off you wonder where her tits went!

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