Sexist Jokes

Women's T-Shirt Sayings

  • I'm out of estrogen. I have a gun.
  • Guys have feelings, too. But like... who cares?
  • I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
  • Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
  • I hate everybody, and you're next.
  • Please don't make me kill you.
  • And your point is ...
  • I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
  • I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
  • Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
  • Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later.
  • You KNOW you want me. 
  • Don't worry. It'll only seem kinky the first time.
  • Of course I don't look busy. . . I did it right the first time.
  • Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
  • I'm multitalented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time.
  • Do NOT start with me. You won't win.
  • You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
  • All stressed out and no one to choke.
  • I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
  • How can I miss you if you won't go away?
  • Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
  • If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
  • Nobody knows I'm not wearing underwear.
  • Don't make me mad. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
  • Objects Under This Shirt ARE Larger Than They Appear.

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Anonymous

Senior Sex

An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an elderly man looking down on her. She smiled and asked him what he wanted. "To get straight to the point, I know we are old and can no longer pleasure in sexual activity, but I was wondering if you would help me." "Of course," she smiled. "I was wondering if we could take a wander down to the park and if your could hold my penis for a while." The old woman saw no harm in it, so she agreed. Since then they made it a regular occurrence, and every day the two elderly people sat on the park bench and she held his penis. One day, the woman went to the bench, but the man was not there. Feeling hurt, she looked around for him. To her amazement, she saw him and another woman- SHE was holding his penis! "What does SHE have that I don't?" She screeched. He looked up at her and smiled. "Parkinsons" he replied.

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