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Gay Lover Wants Chest Hair
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, "I wish I had chest hair like you." So the next day Bob goes to the doctor and asks for something to grow chest hair. The doctor gives him something and he says "It will work in about two months." Two months later Bob has no hair on his chest and back to the doctor he goes. The Doctor says, 'Rub some Vaseline on your chest, and in a week you will be growing hair.' Jon comes home that day seeing Bob rub Vaseline and asks "Why?" Bob says, "to grow chest hair." Jon says, "if Vaseline grows hair you would have a ponytail comin' out your ass!"
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Gay Mortician
Q: What's the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?
A: Sucks down a cold one!
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Gay Men Farting
Two gay men are walking down the street trying to bum a ride. A truck driver picks them up. After a while the first gay man asked in a very gay voice, ''Please sir can I fart?'' The truck driver then says, ''Yeah sure who cares.'' So the gay guy goes ''POOF'.' Then the second gay man asks if he can fart. The truck driver says he doesn't care and the second gay man went ''poof'.' Then the big truck driver goes to the gay men and says, "Ok gentlemen can I fart?" The gay men say right on and the truckdriver lets it blow. The fart was huge and smelly and loud. The gay men then say, ''He is obviously a virgin.''
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