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Blonde Lesbian

Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian?
A: A waste.

Categories: Blonde Jokes , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Riddles
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Nicotine Patch

A guy decides to quit smoking. He decides to use the nicotine patch, but thinks it looks ridiculous. Later in the week, he stands at a urinal beside his co-worker. The co-worker looks down and notices the man has a nicotine patch on his penis. Horrified, the co-worker says, "That's disgusting! Why in the world would you put a patch on your d**k?" The man replies, "Don't knock it -- I'm down to two butts a day."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Drug Jokes
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Bus Driver's Parents

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull." The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant." The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!" The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver!"

Categories: Animal Jokes , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Profession Jokes
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