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Michael Jackson, Lawyer, and Boy on a Plane
Michael Jackson, his lawyer, and a small, cute boy are on a plane when the plane suddenly develops engine troubles. "Bad news," the lawyer said. "There are only two parachutes. You and me will go." "What about the boy?" asks Michael. "Screw the boy!" "Do we have time?"
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Why Lesbians Never Cook
Q: Why don't lesbians ever cook?
A: Because they always eat out.
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Gay Lover Wants Chest Hair
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, "I wish I had chest hair like you." So the next day Bob goes to the doctor and asks for something to grow chest hair. The doctor gives him something and he says "It will work in about two months." Two months later Bob has no hair on his chest and back to the doctor he goes. The Doctor says, 'Rub some Vaseline on your chest, and in a week you will be growing hair.' Jon comes home that day seeing Bob rub Vaseline and asks "Why?" Bob says, "to grow chest hair." Jon says, "if Vaseline grows hair you would have a ponytail comin' out your ass!"
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