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Gay Men's Shower

Two gay men, Paul and Tom, were making love one night, and had just finished when Paul decided he was going to freshen up in the shower. Tom was laying there thinking about how wonderful Paul was, when he decided he was going to join him in the shower. When Tom got into the bathroom, he opened up the shower curtain and the first thing he saw was a large cumshot on the wall. He wailed to Tom, ''I can't believe you! We just finish making love and you come in here and jack-off!!'' Paul looks at the wall and says ''What are you talking about? I wasn't jacking-off, I farted!!!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Fart Jokes)
Anonymous

Practice makes Perfect

My Lesbian neighbors Jill and Julie, who are both teachers, asked me to help them conceive a child.
They said they wouldn't mind if we did it the old-fashioned way as they weren't man-haters.
For six months now we've been trying but I just don't have the heart to tell them that I had a vasectomy last year.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes)
Anonymous

Misunderstood

My lesbian friends got me a Rolex for my birthday.
I don't think they understood when I said "I wanna watch."

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Threesome Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes
Anonymous
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