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Finish The Job

An old lady rushed into the police department and claimed she was raped. When asked what the guy looked like, she said she didn't know, only that he was a contractor. When asked how she knew that, she yelled, "All he could say was, 'I'm coming! I'm coming!' and he never finished the job."

Categories: Profession Jokes , Sex Jokes (Rape Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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New Dinosaur Found!

Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?
A: A Lickalotapuss!

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dinosaur Jokes) , Riddles
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Anonymous

Pardon Me

Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, "Man! If I don't move some furniture this month, I'm going to lose my ass." The second salesman says, "Watch your mouth! There's a lady sitting next to you. I apologize for my friend, mam." The woman looks at him and says, "That's OK. I'm a hooker. If I don't move some ass this month, I'm going to lose my furniture!"

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes)
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