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Proud Father

When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in to work and told everybody that he has a 10 lb healthy son. After hearing what was going on, the wife tells the father to quit telling everybody that the baby is 10 lb because he's only 8.6 lb.Next day at work, the father comes in and tells everyone that the baby is only 8 lb. "What do you mean, he was 10 yesterday?" "Umm, well that was before he got circumcised".

Categories: Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Work & Office Jokes
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Memories

An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another old man sits down next to him and says, "Hey buddy, what's the problem?"
The old man wipes the tears from his eyes and explains, "I've got this beautiful, 35 year old wife, and all she wants to do is make love from the moment I walk in the door till the moment we go to sleep and then when we wake up again."
"So, what the hell is the problem?"
"You don't understand... I forgot where I live!" 

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Old Age Jokes (Memory Jokes) , Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes)
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