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Pleasing Myself

A guy hires a hooker and brings her to his hotel. The hooker is in bed ready for action, and the guy starts undressing. The hooker begins to laugh when he drops his boxers and asks, "Who do you think you're going to please with THAT thing?" The guy responds, "Me baby, me!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Insult Jokes
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Great Advice Mom

Barry took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into a secluded area around midnight, the girl said, "My mother told me to say no to everything." "Well," Barry said, "do you mind if I put my arm around you?" "No," the girl replied. "Do you mind if I put my other hand on your leg?" "N-n-no," the girl stammered. "You know," Barry said, "We're going to have a lot of fun if you're on the same level as me about this."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Little Johnny's Dad

Little Johnny has to write a story about someone in his family that does something amazing. The next day, he returns and tells the class that his father eats lightbulbs. "How do you know that?" asks his teacher. "I heard him say it. He and Mom were in the bedroom and he said 'I'll only eat that thing if you turn out the light.'"

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At School) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
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