Religion Jokes - God Jokes

Blonde and Horse Brain Cells

Q: Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses?
A: So they don't crap on the street during parades!

Anonymous

Start Simple

Q: Why did God invent a man first?
A: He wanted to start with something simple.

Anonymous

So She Would Love You

Man says to God, "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says, "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "Why did you make her so dumb?" God replies, "So she would love you."

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