Religion Jokes - God Jokes

Moses Goes to the Doctor

Moses goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, as you know I'm an avid hiker, but lately I can't climb a mountain without getting terrible stomach cramps and gas.  Do you have anything that can make my trip more pleasant?"
The doctor said, "Here, take these two tablets, just try not to break them."

Categories: Religion Jokes (God Jokes)
Submitted BY: Ellie Kemper

What Am I?

Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't know. You should pray to God about that and ask him." So that night he did and God replied, "You are what you are." The next day he said to the other zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are what you are." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."

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Priorities

Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and the other appears normal. A couple of minutes later, God walks in to get a beer. He sees the guys and decides to have compassion on them. He touches the blind guy on the forehead, and his sight is restored. He touches the man in the wheelchair and the guy jumps up and walks away. He walks to the last guy and the guy yells, 'Whoa, God! I'm on workman's comp!'

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