Religion Jokes - God Jokes

Start Simple

Q: Why did God invent a man first?
A: He wanted to start with something simple.

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So She Would Love You

Man says to God, "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says, "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "Why did you make her so dumb?" God replies, "So she would love you."

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Day and Night

Q: What did God say after creating 24 hours of alternating darkness and light?
A: I think I'm going to call it a day.

Categories: Religion Jokes (God Jokes) , Riddles
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