First Black Man

Q: What did God say when he made the first black man?
A: "Damn, I burnt one."

Yo Mama - Hi Five God

Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.

Save Me

There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn't swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, "Do you need help, sir?" The preacher calmly said "No, God will save me." A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, "Hey, do you need help?" The preacher replied again, "No God will save me." Eventually the preacher drowned & went to heaven. The preacher asked God, "Why didn't you save me?" God replied, "Fool, I sent you two boats!"