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Cat and Chicken to Heaven
A cat and a chicken die but end up in the wrong heavens. The cat is in chicken heaven and the chicken is in cat heaven. There is a river between the two heavens and they both must cross it to get to their rightful place. The chicken flies over to his heaven without a hitch, but when the cat tries to cross over, he falls in and gets totally wet.
Q: What's the moral of the story?
A: When there's a happy cock, there's a wet pussy.
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Imagine That
Can you believe what people do in the church these days? I was in the church listening to the priest's sermon when i saw a guy smoking cigarettes inside the church. I was so amazed that I dropped my beer and made a huge ruckus.
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Two Nuns At A Restaurant
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice Rocky Mountain Oysters on the menu and wondered what that was. They ask the waiter who replies "Oh Sister, those are nuts." She answers "Do you mean like the kind you crack with a rock?" "No. The kind you rock on a crack."
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