Two Nuns At A Restaurant

Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice Rocky Mountain Oysters on the menu and wondered what that was. They ask the waiter who replies  "Oh Sister, those are nuts." She answers "Do you mean like the kind you crack with a rock?" "No. The kind you rock on a crack."

Jesus Car

Q: If Jesus were on the earth in the flesh today, what kind of car would he drive?
A: Chrysler!

Radical Muslim in a Bar

A radical Muslim cleric walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll it be?" The cleric responds, "A gruesome puddle of your filthy infidel blood!"