Relationship Jokes

Big Question

Four years ago, I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date. Today, I asked her to marry me.
She said no both times.

Anonymous

Wife Down

I woke up this morning at 9:00 and could sense something was wrong. I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing!  I panicked.  I didn't know what to do. Then I remembered, McDonalds serves breakfast all day.

Anonymous

Ohio is for Lovers

Q: Where's Engagement, Ohio?
A: Between Dayton and Marion.

Anonymous
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