Relationship Jokes

Yo Mama - Wedding Ring

Yo' Mama is so fat, she needed a hula hoop for her wedding ring.

Anonymous

Redneck Tornado

Q: What do tornados and a redneck divorce have in common?
A: Somebody's gonna lose a trailer!

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Wedding Tombstones

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'."
"Yeah," she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone reads: 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"

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