Relationship Jokes

Baby Names

Went to the doctor with Depression. People say I'm cruel for naming my daughter that, but my wife said we should name her after the state I was in when I heard the news.
Turns out she meant Georgia.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Busted

Caught my wife having sex with my best friend.
She can pack her bags and get out and he's going back to the dog shelter.

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Backup Needed

I'm not saying my girlfriend is promiscuous, but when she goes to the gynecologist, it's a two man job.

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