One-Liner Jokes

Tom & Jerry

Q:  What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
A:  Mice cubes!

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Night Shift

Q: What's another name for policemen when they're in bed?
A: Undercover cops.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Sky Diving

Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

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