One-Liner Jokes

Cat and Coin

Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?
A: Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other!

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Cautious Drinker

Everyone says soda is bad for you...
but OJ will kill you.

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Symbols

Q: If a stork symbolizes birth what type of bird symbolizes birth control?
A: A swallow.

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