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      Cautious Drinker
Everyone says soda is bad for you...
but OJ will kill you.
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                        Old Chatter
You know you're getting old when you tell someone you woke up with a stiffy and they think your wife died in her sleep.
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                        Italian Airline
	They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa. It's called Genitalia.
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