One-Liner Jokes

Old Chatter

You know you're getting old when you tell someone you woke up with a stiffy and they think your wife died in her sleep.

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Halloween Cat

Just my luck, every cat I've ever owned has already died 8 times.

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Skeleton Dinner

Q: What do Skeletons say before eating?
A: Bone Appetite.

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