Brother-in-law Went to the Doctor

My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult time achieving an orgasm.
The Dr said "which position do you use?"
"Doggy style," said dumb shit.
"Why don't you go home and tonight try it missionary position and see if that works any better." said the Dr.
"We've tried that" he said, "but my dogs got such baaadddd breath!"

Sheep Oh My

A farmer finds a man 'doing it' with one of his sheep and a little boy watching. He walks up to the boy and asks, "Who's that screwing my sheep?" The boy replies, "That's my Daa-aa-aad."

Grandma is a Prostitute

I was disappointed when I found out my gran was a prostitute. Not as disappointed as when I found out she doesn't do family discount though.