Jokes about Families

What is a Stable?

Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story out of the big family bible.  When my son was old enough to talk, he asked me what a stable was.  
I thought for a moment how to explain it to him in terms he could understand, then told him, "It's something like your sister's room, but without a stereo!"

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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Divorced Brother And Sister

If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother and sister?

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Tennessee Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Brother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Sister Jokes)
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Grandmother Too

Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and held it up. "All the ladies down on the floor," one handsome robber commanded. "My grandmother too?" the little girl asked. "Yes, your grandmother too!" "All the ladies on the floor, pull up your dresses." "My grandmother too?" "Yes, your grandmother too! All ladies will now remove their panties." "Surely you don't mean my grandmother too?" asked the little girl. Becoming angry, the handsome robber shouted, "YES, YOUR GRANDMOTHER TOO! Now, all the ladies on the floor are to spread their legs apart." When the little girl started to ask if her grandmother was included, her grandmother snarled, "YOU HEARD WHAT THE MAN SAID!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Rape Jokes) , Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes)
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