Holiday Jokes - Thanksgiving Jokes

Chrurch Turkey

Q: Why can't you take your turkey to church?
A: They use FOWL language

Anonymous

Moving on Up

This was a really, really big year for me. I got to go home for Thanksgiving and sit at the adults' table. That's 'cause, you know, somebody had to die for me to move up a plate.

Anonymous

Aftermath of Thanksgiving

You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving the next time you see 90210 will be on a bathroom scale.

Anonymous
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