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Moving on Up
This was a really, really big year for me. I got to go home for Thanksgiving and sit at the adults' table. That's 'cause, you know, somebody had to die for me to move up a plate.
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Turkey Cross
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken!
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Turkey Snacks
Q: Why do turkeys eat so little?
A: Because they are always stuffed!
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