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Holiday Jokes - Thanksgiving Jokes
Thanksgiving Moment
Let's all take a moment of silence for toddler parents as we prepare for a Thanksgiving day of chasing our overstimulated children around an un-baby-proofed house after they've skipped their nap and are powered only by dinner rolls and spite. Stay blessed.
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Submitted BY: MEG
Driver's License Picture
You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving your driver's license will say "picture continued on other side."
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After Thanksgiving
You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving, instead of belly button lint, you'll find full sweaters.
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