Holiday Jokes - Thanksgiving Jokes

Driver's License Picture

You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving your driver's license will say "picture continued on other side."

Anonymous

After Thanksgiving

You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving, instead of belly button lint, you'll find full sweaters.

Anonymous

Thanksgiving Weight

You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving you'll have to iron your pants on the driveway.

Anonymous
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