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HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.
No Santa Babies
Q: Why doesn't Santa Claus have any kids?
A: Cause he only comes once a year!
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Witch Jokes
Q: What's yellow and very poisonous?
A: Witch infested custard!
Q: Why did the witch buy two tickets to the zoo?
A: One to get in and one to get out!
Q: What do you call a witch made of cotton and has lots of holes in her?
A: A string hag!
Q: What happened to the naughty little witch at school?
A: She was ex-spelled!
Q: What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?
A: Run!
Q: Where do witches keep their purses?
A: In hag bags!
Q: What is the favorite subject of young witches at school?
A: Spelling!
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Spell Bound
Q: How do you cast the best spells?
A: Any witch way
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