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Witch Panties
Q: Why don't witches wear panties?
A: So they can get a better grip on the broom.
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Witch's Cat Falls Off
Q: What do you call it when a witch's cat falls off a broomstick?
A: A catastrophe!
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Asking Santa at Christmas
While working as a mall Santa, I had many children ask for electric trains. "If you get a train," I would tell each one, "you know your dad is going to want to play with it too. Is that okay?" The usual answer was a quick yes, but after I asked one boy this question, he became very quiet. Trying to move the conversation along, I asked what else he would like Santa to bring him. He promptly replied, "Another train."
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